A Happy New Year to all Brothers and Sisters...

There she goes...

Another year stumbles to climax, in a haze of liver damage and materialistic excess.

Brilliant. It's splendid to be British.

To celebrate, lets take a leaf from the solid friendship of platinum rogues Lando and Han, embrace our brothers and sisters, and make 2007 a year of goodwill, Negrete and love...

From all at Negrete, have a superb New Year, and may all your wishes (even the evil ones) come true...

Bless Your Days

The Negrete Preachers...

Mike Yarwood of Hip Hop! Check it!

Now for those youts and ignorants who don't know light entertainments most famous and slightly average impressionist from back in the day. The pic here is of Mike Yarwood.

Now click on the link below to see some Hip Hop impressionism just taking the piss!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWlK_somDxs&mode=related&search

This chap is so good its unbelievable!

One Love,

Negrete aka better than Lenny Henry

Remember..Remember, its shit in November...

So to cheer you all up in this mucky cold weather, here is a picture of a man who never ever has to feel the cold in his life. Moment his thermostat has to go on, he fucks off to South America or the Seychelles.

Fair play to him as well. English legend.

Dirty Mick. Genius Mick.

Its not his fault he's been through so many great women, and done the things all young men wish they could...

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

Good luck to all the Jagger aspiring life scrapers. At least one man is holding the torch.

(well he probably pays someone to hold things for him)

Negrete Stones

Join us on MySpace, and win random free stuff!

Have we got an offer for you, Internet traveller!

Come check us out on MySpace, add us as a favourite friend, then just send us a message with the secret code 'You look like a leather man ' and we will send you something free from the Negrete office while stocks last!...

Could be a limited edition Negrete Tee, an old school Hip Hop CD, a Qee, a load of sweets, mind illness...who knows!

Can't be bad though. We'll send stuff to anywhere in the world we can, so come and check us out...

http://www.myspace.com/negreteclothing

Get crackolating, and see you soon....One Love!

The Negrete Peoples...

Naughty Alla Dee Shay

Did anyone just watch Panorama on the Bung culture in Football?

Sam Allardyce didn't look very good did he. The fool. He is fucked.
Still, who cares?

Here at Negrete, we are going to start the 'Negrete Bung Hungry Allstar Footy Agency' so any aspiring Georgy Bests and Nicky Barmbys get in touch and we can fleece Football dry...

We want our cut...

Peas.

Negrete Fraudsters

You really have to watch this, its funny as f*ck..

I don't know if everyone has seen this, but if you haven't my sweet lord its ace...watch these ultra misguided shed gangsta's first, and then watch the second url as some bigger boys rip the piss...

classic...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uja3W-ibifc

OK, now this one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg2JQzDPPj8

Now watch, watch, watch, watch until your face hurts...

Peas

Negrete squad

Come join Negrete on MySpace!

Don't make Boba angry. Come and join us in the MySpace world. Be our mates, and we can live as one happy family.

Fuck yeah!.

http://www.myspace.com/negreteclothing

What you waiting for?

Peas.

The Negrete Greengrocers.

this joke isn't funny anymore...

He's not cool. He's not kitsch. He's not ironic.

He's a twat.

That's it.

Go about your business.

Love you.

Negrete

Talking Dogs...no messing...

We love Dogs at Negrete. Nothing new in that. Common knowledge. To get you through the day check out some talking Dogs.

Mad.

The first three are great. The last one is both ace, and scary in equal measure. If you heard that noise in a dark room, you'd be unhappy. It's a bit psycho.

A bit wrong.

Check it out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XYSfay-mi8&search=dog%20funny%20bark

Its too hot, stop being so hot...

Look at James. Sweating dirty funk like a massive raw sex robot.

Thats how much we are sweating at the airconless Negrete office. But we aren't sweating un-granulated soul like Browny, we are sweating San Miguel and Ice Creams.

We longed for this weather. We let off aerosols constantly for 24 hours everyday for months. However now its here, we've changed our minds. Its too hot. Its boring. Only London's layer of poisonous smog is stopping us getting skin cancer.

We want the autumn. Or some sort of breeze. Or a holiday.

Yes a holiday. Thats the ticket. Its not right to work in this weather. Put down your tools my brothers and sisters, crack on the junior fishnet speedo's and throw off the shackles of work. Who needs money anyway, when you're eyes are bleeding from the heat.

You know it makes sense. Unlike this blog.

One Love

The Negrete Flames

Wipe away those dirty tears...

So the World Cup is over. It was shit anyway. Everyone was diving. England were cock. Let's forget about all that and get out in the Sun and act like idiots!!!

Free Postage until the World Cup ends...

The Negrete Tusken Raider says....

Free postage and packing until the end of the World Cup!!!

So get yourselves a nice bit of Negrete history sharpish..

http://www.negrete.co.uk/thegoods.asp

Bo!

They'll always hit you and hurt you

Defend or attack...

The sun is out, the weekend is virtually here and England stand on the brink of the World Cup Semi Finals...

My god these days don't come often, and one thing is for sure here at Negrete Villa's we aren't going to let this one go without getting grandly mashed in anticipation and excitement...

So come on if you're coming, lets hear you sing your heart out this weak end...

We ain't no hooligans
This ain't a football song
Three lions on my chest
I know we can't go wrong

One love from the Negrete team, and remember if things go wrong on Saturday, handle it like a man, and don't go smashing the shit out of places. It's really not the done thing.

Bless your days...

Negrete loves Leonardo...

On the eve of Englands vital match with the shifty Ecuadorians, we wanted to make something known...

The BBC is clearly better than ITV. ITV is shit. Advert breaks just before kick off and at half time disgust us. Mind you the punditry can be lame as well. Ian Wright is a tit, Hansen sounds like he's had a stroke and Garth Crooks wants punching in the throat.

Here at Negrete towers, we love Leonardo. He's the coolest fucker on the planet. The man speaks 5 languages, oozes charisma, has nice hair and still looks about 23. He also doesn't sound like a retard. He talks about society, human nature, the beautiful game.

We'd like to buy him a pint of Leffe and join him out on the town. We bet he gets some unbelievable birds.

We'd like to think he'd wear Negrete. He wouldn't though. He transcends clothing. The man is a legend. Negrete salutes you.

Now come on England, don't fuck this up. Don't spoil our Summer. Lets take the South Americans to the cleaners! Ingerlund and Negrete....we can't be beat...

Yes we are shit, but we are through...

Poor Michael Owen. Not only does he look and talk like an estate agent. He's also a non scoring sicknote. Which leaves human lamp-post Scarecrouch and Meat Rooney, up front on their own, to propel us toward glory!

Yes we have been poor. Yes we can't keep possession, and don't gel as a team. Still, we are in the last 16, and thats what we wanted. Now just pray for a football miracle, and we find our feet and smash our way to the final!

Negrete is with you England. Long ball merchants of the world unite. COME ON!!!!

Heat, Stuttering and Holidays...

Easy Now!... Sorry for the delay in communicado, but the Negrete team had been taking a well earned break in a Portugese Villa...pool bombing, rocky in the washbag, seven nation army karaoke, and plenty of Super Bock game!

Get us!

We back now, and just in time to see England stutter to a win, and the mighty T n T hold Sweden to a draw! Excellent.

We're also back for the hottest weather we've had for many a moon. About fucking time as well. With the sun on your face and the World Cup on the telly, what better time to get you kitted out in some finest Negrete threads?


For everyone waiting for an order, our sincerest apologies, we will crack anything we owe you in the post this Monday. Don't worry its worth the weeks wait.

Until next time, come on Ingerlund...

One Love...

The Negrete Globetrotters...

Treat yourselves to some bargains...

To make up for the fact its pissing it down outside when it really should be as warm as the Copacabana, we've slashed prices on half of our tee's...

So get yourself down to the store and catch a bargain, just in time for the Sunshiiiiiiiine (a nod to all you Oasis fans out there)...

http://www.negrete.co.uk/thegoods.asp

Remember place an order before the World Cup kicks off and you will be put into the patented Negrete Randominator, to be one of the 'lucky' people drawn to receive a kid’s annual childishly defaced by the Negrete team, in a highly libelous way…

Bless your days!

They're here! New tee's are here to save us all....

The long wait is over, and the second season of Negrete tee's have hit the ground running...

We've brought 6 new designs to the table, inspired by our icons and our inspirations...

http://www.negrete.co.uk/thegoods.asp

Plus for a limited time all of the first season tee's are reduced to a cracking sale price...

Each tee is hand delivered by a human, complete with its own super slice of Negrete madness on a personalised compliments slip just for you...

And a little box...and a plastic bag...and cola bottles...

What more can you ask for? Well...

Place an order before the World Cup kicks off and you will be put into the patented Negrete Randominator, to be one of the 'lucky' people drawn to receive a kid’s annual childishly defaced by the Negrete team, in a highly libelous way…

Super!..so go and have a looksee...and finally...

Come on England...its plain to the Negrete supporters club that Sven's mental squad tinkering is sure to end in drunken triumph or hungover tears...

Be fun finding out...

Peace...

The Negrete Hombre's

Back from Vegas...new designs about to drop...

The Negrete team recently took a well earned break to the city of sin, and my goodness they like their grub out there. 7 days of meat sweats, plenty of money thrown down the dirty bandits, and a quick stop off at a massive hole in the ground, and we're back...

Ready to drop some achingly fresh tee's in the coming days...hold tight we nearly ready! Until then, just think positive thoughts for crocked Bovine football genius Mr Rooney, as we need the cow-like Scouse Maradona otherwise we have to turn to human pepperami Peter Crouch...

And no-one wants that...

No-one.

Peace and much love...

The Negrete Team...

Negrete friends...

As a member of Negrete Towers celebrates another birthday year, talk turned to those friends of Negrete spread round the British Isles who we haven't seen in ages...this is a tribute to them...

Fine upstanding members of the community and the church...

One Love to You and Yours...

New tee's are just round the corner...

no keep going.

further...right round the corner...they're right round....

further, yep, nearly there, they must be right in front of you...

you're on top of them...

they're there....

they're not?

Strange.

I'm sure we left them there.

As way of an apology, here is the best picture ever taken just to help the waiting...